White Shorts

Humans in white shorts

are vulnerable

yet strangely aggressive.

What with their bare-legged dexterity,

if you’re a bug

there’s nowhere to hide.

The hand is mightier

than a horse’s tail,

or hind claw

hacking a basset hound’s floppy ear.

Humans plan social events

requiring white shorts.

They enjoy Cricket, yachting expeditions,

Wimbledon and every shopping mall

with an artificial waterfall,

to name four.

Throw in a few corpses

attending family reunions

with summer softball games

and you have

quite a mess

on your hands.

I’m telling you,

if you laid all those

white shorts

end to end,

you could encircle

the earth forever!

 

Alan Britt’s recent books are Greatest Hits (2010), Hurricane (2010), Vegetable Love (2009), Vermilion (2006), Infinite Days (2003), Amnesia Tango (1998) and Bodies of Lightning (1995). Britt’s work also appears in the new anthologies, American Poets Against the War, Metropolitan Arts Press, Chicago/Athens/Dublin: 2009 and Vapor transatlántico (Transatlantic Steamer), a bi-lingual anthology of Latin American and North American poets, Hofstra University Press/Fondo de Cultura Económica de Mexico/Universidad Nacional Mayor de San Marcos de Peru, 2008.

She is Learning About Postmodernism

 

And writing poems about man’s fall

Puts her chips all on black

The redundancy of negativity

Seeps through the pores of her skin

Her first beach house

She wanted high upon a hill

To look over the turbulence

A physical reminder

Of existence

Saying hello to the ladies

As they pass by

Baskets full of turpitude

Her hopes have stopped being mine

A long time ago

I marvel as she fathoms

Multiple realities

Built by your Betty Crocker cookbook

At opposite ends of the cord

Lacing your feelings with an opportunistic spine

And wrap you in leather

We have both seen the wicked street ballet

Only I stood for the ovation

Martin Leonard Freebase lives in Dubuque, Iowa with his wife, daughter, and a black and white cat named “Daisy.” Martin’s work is solidly based on the concept of poetry as a social construction. Through our interactions with others, we create and recreate meanings that allow us to make sense out of a chaotic world full of contradictions. Martin considers the art of writing poetry as one small way of collapsing the confusion of experience into more meaningful patterns of social thought.

Clouds, Rivers, and Minnie Mouse

I was that four-year-
old boy smiling, thumb
aimed at the sky like I was
molding the atmosphere’s clouds
with Minnie Mouse

and my eyelashes, tangled as ever,
winked at each other.

Dimples singed into cheeks
like the atmosphere-clay
after I’d jammed my innocent
thumbprint into it.

And I can’t hold back a laugh.
Blood like fiery yarn
spun into rivers
up and down my coarse

veins until it has nowhere
to trickle except for under those
tacky, plastic Venetian love boats

at Disney World—it’s a small world
after all.

 

Peter LaBerge is currently a sixteen-year-old high school student. His writing is featured or forthcoming in: Indigo Rising Magazine; The Camel Saloon; Down in the Dirt Magazine; Children, Churches, and Daddies Magazine; and more. He is also a photographer, with photography featured or forthcoming in: This Great Society; and Children, Churches, and Daddies Magazine. His flash fiction piece, ‘The Ansonia Girl’, was featured in the January 2010 issue of Burning Word. He is the founder and chief editor of The Adroit Journal.

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